Test subject asks "Why???"

Okay, I've made an astonishing breakthrough on this working at home stuff.

I have just discovered that you can not stay awake until 5 a.m. if you plan to be awake at 8 a.m. (at least the test subject could not). This is a discovery that has come through extensive testing and caused the test subject to exhibit signs of blurred vision while the eyes are trying to open and focus, stumbling disorientation when trying to crawl out of bed half asleep with the blankets still wrapped about them, and to be plagued by the persistent question of "Why?!?!!?" More specifically "WHY did I stay up to 5 when I had to be up at 8?!?!??!"

There will, no doubt, be further tests.