Learn hypnosis

Look into my eyes.... you *want* to buy my novel....

Okay, so that would be nice, right? To just be able to use the power of suggestion to get someone to buy your stuff. I'm not sure if hypnosis works or not, but Hypnosis Coach, http://www.hypnosiscoach.com/, says that you can learn how to hypnotize people quickly and easily.

Laid out in a standard "this is a sales pitch" format, the Hypnosis Coach website promises that you can secretly control others with the secrets that Hypnosis Coach has to offer. Visit their website to find out more about how you can learn hypnosis and what learning hypnosis can help you to accomplish.

One of the claims that the site makes is that you win any argument argument, which makes me wonder - what would happen if two people that had learned hypnosis got into a fight? Who would win the argument?